If you’re a Giants fan today, you’re obviously feeling a joyous amalgam of elation and disbelief. You might also be annoyed that the nut graf of every recap that you’ve read has said that the Patriots lost first and foremost. While it’s fun to twist the knife on the Patriots fans, who are deserving of every iota of grief they incur from this loss forever and always, it’s not reflective of the dominating performance put on by the Giants, especially their front four, which bullied and squashed what was exhaustively told to us was the greatest offense of all time.
Manning was the MVP, but Strahan, Tuck, Osi and Robbins were the Measts.
Say hello to the Curse of the Bundchen. You know, Arizona is sooooo close to Mexico. Wonder if Brady missed practice for a bit of leisure time in ol’ Cabo, eh?
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! All you fackin’ Paytree-ut hatahs out they-ah now must face the facts. THE FACKIN’ PAYTREE-UTS ARE FACKIN’ 19-0!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! And for that, I have only one thing to say…
You fuckin’ Yankee faggots always think you’re the best. Well, you know what? THE FACKIN’ PATS WENT UNDEFEATED! Did the Yankees ever do that? HA! I can’t wait to call my buddy Fred, a diehahd Yankee fan. I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he realizes the PATS are the fackin’ greatest TEAM evah! I can’t wait to get a fackin’ UNDEFEATED Sawx jersey. Can you imagine how confident the crowd at Fenway will be now? Take that, Yankees! THIS IS FOR FACKIN’ CLAIMIN’ CLEMENS AS YOUR OWN!
Now that the Patriots are 19-0, it’s clear that the Yankees are just a second tier franchise. Fackin’ Hank Steinbrenner, you really think you have the class of Bawb Kraft? FACK YOU! WHY DON’T YOU GO SPOON FEED STRAINED PEAS TO YOUR OLD MAN, SHITBAWX! Hey Hank, I hear your old man just wanders around his house with his bathrobe open and his cawk out, and that he tawks to his hairbrush. WHAT A FACKIN’ LOSAH!!!!
Face it, Yankee fans: The Paytree-uts are now the fackin’ greatest team in history, and they always will be! And you know what that means, you fackin’ Bawston hatahs? That means that your team will nevah, EVAH, be as good as the Pats. Even if your team wins the Super Bowl next year (which I highly doubt because both Tawmmy Brady and the fackin’ smahtest man in the universe Billy Belichick, who my fackin’ fifth cousin once sat near at a Legal Seafoods back in 2003), your team’s championship won’t mean FACKIN’ JACK SHIT!
Suck on that! That’s right. No mattah what you fackin’ do, your team’s success will nevah be as meaningful or as important as ours. You’re just fillin’ out the fackin’ almanac, 2036 Titans! We all know the fackin’ 2007 Pats would fackin’ slap you and your robot players around like I slap around the dirty Sikh who runs the packy store down the blawk. $5.99 far a fackin’ pack of Pahluhmunts? Fack you, ya fackin’ sitar-playin’ fack! DRIVE MY FACKIN’ FAMILY TO LOGAN!
Do you know what makes this Pats victory so fackin’ special? The fact that WE, the fackin’ Red Sawx Nation, took the fackin’ team on our shouldahs. WE FACKIN’ ALL SHARE IN THIS TRIUMPH TOGETHAH! That’s why I’m goin’ all fackin’ out to make sure everyone knows that I, Tommy fackin’ O’Leary, will always be paht of the fackin’ Pats’ JUGGUHNUT!
I’m gonna get a 19-0 shirt. I’m gonna shave 19-0 into my dog’s ass. I’m gettin’ a 19-0 decal on my fackin’ F150. And I’m gonna tattoo UNDEFEATED right on my cawk! I’m gonna use my trust fund money to make my folks redesign their house so it’s in the shape of 19-0. AND EVERY FACKIN’ YEAR UNTIL I DIE, I‘M GONNA DRINK A GALLON OF BOONE’S WHEN THE LAST UNBEATEN TEAM LOSES! AND I’M GONNA TEACH MY ILLEGITIMATE GRANDKIDS TO DO THE SAME!
Fack you, Dolphins! That tradition is ours now! You think you can have traditions? ONLY FACKIN’ BAWSTON CAN HAVE TRADITIONS! We’re the birthplace of tradition, you facks. Stop cawpyin’ us!
And to all you elitist facks who said the Pats cheated, I have only this to say: THAT FACKIN’ FAGOOT A-ROD TRIED SLAPPIN’ THE BAWL OUTTA MILLAHHHHH’S GLOVE IN THE ALCS! The fackin’ Yanks and their slapdick media buddies try to cheat and disrespect Beantown all the fackin’ time! So consider this payback, A-Rod, you fackin’ son of a housekeepah!
The Pats, like any great team, did what it took to dawminate. Even if that meant tracking the Giants’ every move with a discarded Russian spy satellite, or poisoning their team breakfast with ground-up Chinese tinker toys, or sending pizza and hookers to their hotel suites at 4AM last night. That just means they are true champions! They still won won feeehhhh and squeeeehhhh!
So soak it all in, Yankee fans. The Pats are the greatest team to ever play the game. Try and face down Jawsh fackin’ Beckett while you think about that! FACK YOU JETAH YOU FACKIN’ AWKTAROON!!!!
I liked how Welkaaah was the only one to show aaahp for the Paytreeuts in this game. Nah surprise that the daaawkie Moss let us down when it counts. Can we trade him for Papelbon in the aafseason? Fack, I hate football.
I like football! I do! I like it! And I would play it in a boat. And I would play it with a goat…
And I will play it in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. It is so good, so good, you see!
So I will play it in a box. And I will play it with a fox. And I will play it in a house. And I will play it with a mouse. And I will play it here and there. Say! I will play it ANYWHERE!
I do so like football! Thank you! Thank you, Dipshit Patriot fans!
For better or worse, that’s our mantra for the 2007 season. After the legitimacy of the three Super Bowl titles was questioned, there was only one response: 19-0. The players keep saying they’re taking it one game at a time; I say they’re full of crap. They want to join the ‘72 Dolphins and destroy everyone along the way. Why? Because bleep everybody, that’s why. After Welker clinched the Colts game with a crucial first-down catch, he defiantly hopped up and screamed at the poor cornerback covering him, “YOU F—— SUCK!” Unquestionably, it was the defining play of the season — not just that the Patriots converted the exact same situation that killed them last January (when they could have clinched a Super Bowl trip with one more completion on third-and-short), but that Welker displayed such arrogant disdain after finishing the Colts off.
Only two years ago, I wrote that the Colts would be crazy for pursuing an undefeated season and risking injuries when the only thing that mattered was a Super Bowl title. Now? I guess I’m a hypocrite. If you asked any Patriots fan to pick between two doors that determined the rest of the season — behind Door No. 1, the team would lose once but have a 100 percent chance to win the Super Bowl, and behind Door No. 2, there would be two-in-three chance at a 19-0 season or a one-in-three chance that the team would lose in the playoffs — a surprising number of fans would roll the dice with that second door. Including me.
BY SUPERMIKE4EVER AT 10/23/07 11:24 AM
PREVIOUS SSW Taking out Tom Brady’s legs is the only way to save this season from certain Pats 19-0 domination.
NEW SSW Just sit back and try to enjoy it, it’ll hurt less.
the fact of the matter of fact is this: Brady’s NUMBERS could NEVER SUGGEST even a FRACTION of the greatness that exists in Brady’s little finger’s fingernail’s hangnail’s dust particle.
Let’s make two things perfectly fucking clear: Nobody can question that the fix was on against NE last Sunday – it was just too damn obvious. That may be troublesome to those hoping for 19-0 until they realize the only competition left for NE is, well, ummm, nobody, really.
Interesting fact that I’m sure you will appreciate, ape. Did you know that the ape is considered the smartest non humanoid on earth?
Thought you would like that, you witless moron.
19-0, baby. Eat those bananas.
It’s over, you bandwagon Massengill sluts. Let’s see you print some T-shirts for this shit. The Greatest Choke Job of ALL-TIME. Not like it matters. No one is ever going to let you forget.
