Posts Tagged ‘lolnfl’
The Passion of the Undersized Linebacker
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008
“Ever since I’ve rededicated my life to Christ I’ve caught way more persecution now,” he said. “But it’s a beautiful thing because I know it’s a breakthrough coming for me. I welcome it. What makes me any better than Christ? He was persecuted and I’ve been persecuted. My teammates know where my heart is. They know where my mind is at.”
It’s good to see Roy finding his inner-messiah. Hopefully he’ll continue to horse collar all of the non-believers into submission.
Bad MS Paint by Flubby
LOLNFL at the Draft
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008LOLNFL: The Offseason Edition
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008Original images by Getty via Yahoo(!) Sports
It’s All About the Shalits, Baby… Uh-Huh, Yeah
Friday, January 11th, 2008Welcome to a very special episode of Always Be Covering. It’s divisional playoffs weekend, which means we’re running out of time to make all the easy money we can before we blow it all on Super Bowl prop bets (DON’T FUCK THIS UP, TAILS!). In the past I’ve found that this weekend provides some of the easiest gambling opportunities of the year. So if you like money and things that are easy feel free to play along at home. Soon you too will have pockets overflowing with Shalits. On to the picks!
I told you this was a very special episode and I meant it. This week I’m not even going to attempt to provide rational explanations for my inherently irrational wagers. Instead, it’s an ABC/LOLNFL Mashup!
Alright, so here’s the deal. I might have fucked up pretty badly on this one. I meant to buy this teaser with a pair of hooks (an extra .5 point on the spread so as to avoid a push, and thus, a loss) but I didn’t because I’m a dumbass of epic proportions. Regardless, I’m risking 55 to win 50, and it probably won’t even matter.
Reminder: This is a teaser, so the next person to tell me I got the line wrong will be dipped head-first into a vat of Mike Holmgren’s excrement.
Seattle +14 at Green Bay
New England -7 vs. Jacksonville
Three single bets, with 55 to win 50 on each.
Indianapolis -9 vs. San Diego
Getting Over On Vegas
Risking 55 to win 50 for each Over/Under bet.
Jacksonville and New England OVER 49.5
San Diego and Indianapolis OVER 46.5
That’s it for this week’s picks. I wish you the best of luck and hope everyone enjoys the games. I’ll be spared from inevitable Pats win thanks to a poorly scheduled (yet unmissable) basketball game.
Week 13 In Pictures, Now With Words!
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007LOLNFL: Week 10 Edition
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007Week 10 brought us a few minutes of excitement and dozens of glorious images. I’ve collected a few of my favorites for the latest edition of every basement dweller’s favorite meme.
UPDATE…
The Week That Was–In Picture Form!
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007we r in yer innernets, killin yer memes pt. too
Thursday, June 7th, 2007Welcome back to the latest installment of macroimpressionism. If you’re already confused feel free to scroll down to yesterday’s installment (and if you’re still confused just go here).



That’s it for me, I’m off to Vegas this afternoon so I ask all of you for your prayers (well just the gentiles, I bet Jesus hates roulette and skanks). You should probably expect a drunken check-in at some point.
If you should come across a boogeyman, or boogeymen, remain calm while barricading yourself behind the couch with a 12 gauge. Enjoy Robert Goulet and remember to tip your waitresses.
we r in yer innernets killin yer memes
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007We may be a bit late to the party but we here at KSK really enjoy our lolcats. Since our pal Orson took on the meme over at EDSBS we figured it was about damn time that we dove in head first…George Michael style. Here it is, our own lolnfl.

































































