Kissing Suzy Kolber » Little Bitches http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:04:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ en hourly 1 Terence Newman Is A Cowboy Little Girl http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/terence-newman-is-a-cowboy-little-girl.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/terence-newman-is-a-cowboy-little-girl.html#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:29:25 +0000 Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=3787

Dallas cornerback Terence Newman had never been on a roller coaster before, so some of those diligent mainstream media types decided to take him for his virgin ride on Tony Hawk’s Big Spin. The monstrosity pictured is the newest attraction at Six Flags over Texas (owned by Dan Snyder of course), and while it might not look scary to you it’s enough to frighten the testicles out of a Pro Bowl cornerback. The video from Michael Ainsworth at the Dallas Morning News follows after the jump in all of its shrieking glory.

They tried to get similar video of Roy Williams enjoying the ride, but he was so intimidated that he kept trying to yank it down from behind.

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/terence-newman-is-a-cowboy-little-girl.html/feed 13