Kissing Suzy Kolber » lions http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:45:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What a Surprise. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/what-a-surprise.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/11/what-a-surprise.html#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:30:51 +0000 Captain Caveman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=21061
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Whoa, whoa, whoa… tickets are still available to the Lions-Seahawks game this Sunday because Detroit fans aren’t going to make the trip? But this is the weekend’s premiere matchup between a 1-6 team and a 2-5 team! Hell, the last time these two teams faced off, the final score was 9-6! Barns: burned. WHEEEEEE!!!

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[Detroit, modern day the future!]

A horrid hellscape where traces of life are rarely apparent beyond the odd skittering insect. The air is choked by fluttering debris and the smell of offal. A solitary figure, faintly visible in the distance, hove into view.

Matt Millen: Maaaaaatttttttt-E

[A lone plant begins to peak out of the barren soil]

Matt*E: WHOA!

[Millen runs over it with his treads]

Matt*E: Whew!

[He scoops up a bunch of trash into his torso and spits out another highly touted rookie bust before scurrying along]

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