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Unsilent Majority — Tue, 25 May 2010 13:45:38 +0000

LenDale needs to bulk up. “RB LenDale White is in such good shape that he may actually need to gain weight before the season. He’s at 219 pounds, and plans to play at about 228.” Further reports indicate that Pete Carroll has put LenDale on a strict diet of Ripped Fuel and Patron XO Cafe. I’m told it’s delicious and quite lethal. [Seattle Times]

LenDale White goes all Pootie Tang on motorist

flubby — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:29:31 +0000

“Don’t let the ladies come between you and the belt.”

A Denver motorist alleges LenDale White beat him with a belt following a minor traffic accident. However, authorities have declined to pursue charges against the Titans running back, citing conflicting evidence. The Titans have to be pleased that White is getting some modicum of exercise during the off-season.

According to the report, White, listed as an unknown suspect, “began striking the victim with a belt and belt buckle’’ before the parties got in their vehicle and fled. Hoch required hospitalization for lacerations, the offense report stated.

Murray said the case was thoroughly investigated by detectives, with numerous interviews and a review of evidence. “But there is evidence which contradicts these statements,’’ Murray said of the report . “The reason the case got dismissed is the evidence contradicts the statements.’’ Murray said White fully cooperated with police officials. He said NFL officials expressed an interest in the case.

“We are aware of the incident and have no comment,’’ Coach Jeff Fisher said on Monday.

Damn, if LenWhale will whip a man over a little fender bender, can you imagine his reaction when somebody grabs the last snickerdoodle? Sah dah tay, my damie.

[ Nashville Tennessean ]

Counterpoint: Stomp on That Towel, You Big Beautiful Man! Stomp Like You’ve Never Stomped Before!

Captain Caveman — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:01:19 +0000

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yes! Do it again! And some more! Excellent! Yes!

Awwww, poor Steelers fans. How dare the referees call ~~All-World demigod James Harrison~~ Chris Hoke for simulating the snap count on a field goal! Why, if they hadn’t done that, Ben Roethlisberger wouldn’t have turned the ball over four times, and the Steelers surely would have won! This is so unfair! Referees are only supposed to make game-changing calls in favor of Pittsburgh!

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Chiefs Fans Should Know Better Than to Feed the Fat Back

Christmas Ape — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:51:38 +0000

LenDale White chewed through the Chiefs defense yesterday to the end result of 149 yards and three scores. Following the game, before hitting the locker room hoping not to get snared in any mouse traps, he detailed his 80-yard run for the press and the ensuing beer bath he got from Chiefs fans. Silly Midwesterners, you’re only supposed to throw empties at LenDale.

Gracias to phony gwynn