Kissing Suzy Kolber » Lawsuits http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:11:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16883.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16883.html#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:04:46 +0000 Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16883 ben-roethlisbergerBEN JUST ASK TO TASTE HER CHOCO TACO, HONEST! Ben Roethlisberger is being sued for sexual assault and/or defamation (depending on which Florio post you’re reading) by a Harrah’s employee in Nevada. However no charges have been filed and the quarterback’s lawyer has been quick to deny the claims. Quoth David Cornwell, “Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone; especially Andrea McNulty.” Yeah, Ben would never force himself on somebody, although if he did it wouldn’t be that bitch, am I right? That’s some solid lawyerin’, Corny.

Update: While ESPN remains quiet (conspiracy?) TMZ tells us that Ben’s accuser was “engaged” to a fictitious soldier, who in reality was the wife of the man she was sleeping with. Hoo boy, this is getting uncomfortable. Maybe ESPN staying quiet for the time being is a good thing.

Update II: Florio has the accusers story.

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