I MADE A PROMISE. PROMISE TO PLAY GOODER EVEN WITH SHOULDER OWIE. YOU CORNER GUYS MADE ME BREAK PROMISE BY CATCHING THE PASSBALLS I THREW DIRECTLY TO YOU.

COULD IT BE THAT BEN CANNOT DO EVERYTHING? THAT SOMETIMES HE JUST NEED TO GET RID OF BALL AND READ THE DEFENSE BEFORE HE GO FORWARD WITH THE CHUCKARM?

NO! BEN STRONG! BEN VOW TO PLAY BETTER! HOLD BALL LONGER! FORCE PASSES INTO COVERAGE MORE FORCIBLY!

OH NOES! WHAT SADNESS COME OVER THE BEN! FWAH FWAH FWAH

[Shoji screen door flies open]

Hines: Aw, thele, thele. No you cly, intellception guy. It bling shame on you.

Ben: HI HINES

I KNOW, I KNOW. IT’S ALL BEN’S FAULT. I CAN TAKE THE FALL. I’M THE FALL MAN.

Hines: Yes, Rongrastname, I am knowing you all at faurt. Hines pray gleat game, make 8 supellfantastic catch for ovell 100 hundled yalds! Make me feer rike young man who used to reap ovel goreposts in singer bound!

See? I show foll you.

Ben: NO, NO HINES! I WON’T HEAR IT! I WON’T LET THE TEAM TAKE THE FALL FOR THE FALL MAN! I’M RESPONSIBLE BEN!

Hines: I arleady say…

Ben: NO! NONONONONONONO! I’M THE LEADER AND THE LEADER TAKES THE BLAME WHEN HE IS THE ONE CLEARLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS TEAM’S LOSS. IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. BUCK STOPS WITH THE BEN! COACH TOLD ME THAT AND THE MEDIA LIKES TO HEAR IT.

[Door handle fumbles for 15 seconds, then door flies open instantly]

Byron Leftwich: Hey guys.

Ben: HI BACKUP.

Byron: Tomlin says I’m starting this week.

Hines: Hoolay! Hines no more have tacker defensive back thlee times pell game!

Ben: AW SHUCKSBUCKETS

Leftwich: Tomlin said you can still be the fall guy.

Ben: COACH SAID THAT?

Leftwich: Yes.

Ben: AWESOME! [Sticks arms forward with balled fists, runs around the room making "WHOOOOOOSH" sound] I’M SUPABEN!