Kudos to you, New York Post writer, for sneaking in a SINISTER INTERNET REPORTS question at the end of Brittfar’s press conference on the Randy Moss trade.

Oh, Brittfar. Hands are full with the Jets, are they? I guess we finally know Favre’s nickname for his balls. That’s allegedly, of course. He could call have entirely more logical name for them, like Rizzolli and Isles.

FRAN TARKENTON A STOIC HERO TO THE HOPELESS AND DOWNTRODDEN. In a radio interview, the Hall of Fame scrambler of legend called Brittfar’s three-ring retirement circus “despicable” and that he hopes Favre signs with the Vikings “so he can fail”. He also goes on to note that Brett has made more stupid plays than any other QB ever. Well, Fran, I hope you know some other baron you can acquire land from because you’re about to blackballed by this one. [Sports Radio Interviews via tWWL]