And what a treat it was for those lovable losers. One question: is everyone at the Onion Sports Network on speed? Even Leitch had a tough time keeping up with that repartee. In other news, the remaining Lions fans are eager to get this season over with, thus putting them one year closer to locking up the rights to Barry Sanders Jr. Only seven more years of waiting, folks! Of course by then the entire city of Detroit will likely be buried under mountains of rubble. [OSN via Hot Clicks]