Shawne Merriman got freaking killed by Maurice Jones-Drew. Merriman has nine inches and 70 pounds on Mojo, but it doesn’t keeping him from getting his ass dropped like a sack of dirt on this play. While Merriman was otherwise occupied, David Garrard threw a TD pass to TE Marcedes Lewis. Not a typo. “Marcedes.”

But the biggest hit taken in Jax yesterday was by Philip Rivers’ rep. That guy folds like a K-Mart pup tent. I think he could get psyched out playing skee-ball. Chargers fans might want to start organizing that road trip to Tijuana.

Who got Knocked The Fuck Out this week? Robert Meachem, that’s who. Rookies don’t realize they are supposed to play pre-season games on auto-pilot. Here, Saints receiver and former Tennessee Vol Robert Meacham gets his junk knocked loose Big East-style by Steeler rookie William “Big Play” Gay. Have I mentioned that it’s wonderful times ten to have the NFL back?

Caught most of the debut of “Hard Knocks” last night. The highlights for me: Gunther Cunningham calling one his players “numb-nuts” and Hall of Famer Charlie Joiner’s touching confession to a rookie that he once shit himself on the field. I didn’t realize until I checked my email this morning that the narrator of HK is Brian Fontana himself, Paul Rudd. (HT: Adam at Pacman Jonesin’).

Lastly, we present this bit of off-topic YouTube goodness. Play close attention to end. That MILF may have emasculated the poor bastard for the last time. How this ever made it onto television in the seventies is beyond me.

Reggie seemingly has a charmed life, so he probably
takes this minor embarrassment in stride.

The Iggles’ Sheldon Brown is on the cover of the latest Sports Illustrated abso-fucking-lutely blowing up Reggie Bush in the playoffs last season. Brown said of laying out Bush:

Yikes. We say take heart Reggie, he couldn’t have been talking about one of those flimsy little shoe boxes, Brown must was obviously referring to a tough corrugated cardboard box used for shipping major household appliances.

All of this is a mere pretext to post two brief, but glorious, moments of YouTube splendor:

[Big ups to: FO, EaglesChick.com and Bleeding Green Nation.]