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Neckbeard Jokes and Pidgin Asian Accents: It’s Gonna Be a Looooooonnnnnnnnng Night at the Steelers-Broncos Liveblogkkake

Captain Caveman — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:30:55 +0000

Our resident Steelers fan is taking the night off to watch the game at a bar with his Steeler friends, but we’ll still have gay mafia quorum here at the live blog, as we pull our weekly stunt of spending as much time typing and reading comments as we do watching the game. Should be fun. The way I look at it, I’m not drinking alone if I’m chatting on the Internet with other people who are drinking. It’s what Kyle Orton would want.

God’s Quarterback In God’s Country–DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF LiveBlog

Monday Morning Punter — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:30:33 +0000

Punk vs. Douche — Who is Less Undeserving?

Christmas Ape — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:45:21 +0000

Can Marmalard and his merry band of supersoldiers steal away a division title that looked unimaginable only a few weeks ago? For whatever reason nobody counted on yet another late-season Denver implosion to give them a shot, but here we are. The winner gets to host Indy next week, which means Pey-Pey will be mouthing off to the area hotel staff. Do you really want to subject them to that? My guess is Denver does not.

Make an NFC Norris Reference and I Throttle Youkkake!

Christmas Ape — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:45:05 +0000

Bears. Packers. These teams have met a few times. Perhaps Bobby Wade can spare you the three hours by letting you know what will happen.

Who Can Blow Through Their Allotment of Timeouts and Layer Cakes the Fastest?

Christmas Ape — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:15:22 +0000

It’s Not The SEC, But It’ll Do: The South Pretends to Like the NFLkkake!

Christmas Ape — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:15:27 +0000

KSK’s quick gun with live blog picture captioning and resident Jeff Garcia fluffer, Grimey, sent on his riff on my lovingly homertastic self-portrait.

Where’s your team logo Fathead, you rank amateur? Did you have to leave it behind when you entered the Witness Relocation Program?

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Live Blogkkake: Two 4-7 Teams Enter, Zero Advance to Playoffs

Christmas Ape — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:30:59 +0000

The Battle for Lake Erie Live Blogkkake

Christmas Ape — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:15:51 +0000

We got cheated out of more football in the snow. That’s the only thing Buffalo is good for. Those are conditions overweight citizens of lakeside cities adore!

I invited resident Bills fan and Photoshoppeur 289 to take part in the festivities but he sent back this reply: “I’m going to be at the game BIOTCH. Freezing my cock off.” Don’t worry, 289, Brady Quinn still loves the cold cock.

Special Edition of Live Blogkkake: Jets at Pay-tree-uts

Christmas Ape — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:00:06 +0000

Hey, it’s a halfway important Thursday night game, so we’re breaking out the live blog machine to laugh at Favre when he somehow gets picked by Deltha O’Neal three times.

Also, it looks as though Tawmmy from Quinzee got a little excited during the one week that John Lynch was a Patriot.

Mike Singletary Emotion Coach Live Chat

Christmas Ape — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:15:07 +0000

Another live blog about a game badly in need of flex scheduling, featuring:
*Will Leitch jokes!
*Gags about emotionally crippled individuals!
*Gags about normally crippled individuals!
*Inappropriate racial and sexual epithets!
*Me being happy that I picked up Tim Hightower in fantasy!
*Horrible memories of my father yelling at Tom Rathman!
*Nostalgia about the epic Shaun Hill years at Maryland!