Our resident Steelers fan is taking the night off to watch the game at a bar with his Steeler friends, but we’ll still have gay mafia quorum here at the live blog, as we pull our weekly stunt of spending as much time typing and reading comments as we do watching the game. Should be fun. The way I look at it, I’m not drinking alone if I’m chatting on the Internet with other people who are drinking. It’s what Kyle Orton would want.

Can Marmalard and his merry band of supersoldiers steal away a division title that looked unimaginable only a few weeks ago? For whatever reason nobody counted on yet another late-season Denver implosion to give them a shot, but here we are. The winner gets to host Indy next week, which means Pey-Pey will be mouthing off to the area hotel staff. Do you really want to subject them to that? My guess is Denver does not.

Bears. Packers. These teams have met a few times. Perhaps Bobby Wade can spare you the three hours by letting you know what will happen.

KSK’s quick gun with live blog picture captioning and resident Jeff Garcia fluffer, Grimey, sent on his riff on my lovingly homertastic self-portrait.

Where’s your team logo Fathead, you rank amateur? Did you have to leave it behind when you entered the Witness Relocation Program?

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We got cheated out of more football in the snow. That’s the only thing Buffalo is good for. Those are conditions overweight citizens of lakeside cities adore!

I invited resident Bills fan and Photoshoppeur 289 to take part in the festivities but he sent back this reply: “I’m going to be at the game BIOTCH. Freezing my cock off.” Don’t worry, 289, Brady Quinn still loves the cold cock.

Hey, it’s a halfway important Thursday night game, so we’re breaking out the live blog machine to laugh at Favre when he somehow gets picked by Deltha O’Neal three times.

Also, it looks as though Tawmmy from Quinzee got a little excited during the one week that John Lynch was a Patriot.

Another live blog about a game badly in need of flex scheduling, featuring:
*Will Leitch jokes!
*Gags about emotionally crippled individuals!
*Gags about normally crippled individuals!
*Inappropriate racial and sexual epithets!
*Me being happy that I picked up Tim Hightower in fantasy!
*Horrible memories of my father yelling at Tom Rathman!
*Nostalgia about the epic Shaun Hill years at Maryland!