Kissing Suzy Kolber » KSK Kollaborative Kaption Kontest http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 KSK Kollaborative Kaption Kontest http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/ksk-kollaborative-kaption-kontest.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/ksk-kollaborative-kaption-kontest.html#comments Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:44:00 +0000 Monday Morning Punter http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/11/ksk-kollaborative-kaption-kontest.html

KSK Reader Raphael was good enough to send us this Hi-Def screen grab of Peyton Manning on the bench in the midst of the Colts’ loss to San Diego on Sunday. Yes, we’re still talking about the Sunday night game, especially since last night’s game was like watching painted grass drying, while growing. Anyway, we’ve decided to open this up to the floor. The ground rules:

1) No references to AIDS, the jungle, or sub-Saharan Africa, and
2) Just kidding, there are no ground rules.

We’ll kick it off, then you can slice like a fucking hammer in the comments.

“Hey, Jim. Jimmy. Jimmy! Do I have anything in my teeth?”

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-Ballerinas think Jon’s turnout is excellent.
-Jason Campbell forgets to lend Bionic Ankle to Jon Jansen
-They went thattaway!
-People never talk about the horrible injuries footsie can cause.
-This is God’s punishment for when offensive linemen hold hands in the huddle.
-Jon’s favorite new song? “Careless Whisper”. Indeed, guilty feet have no got no rhythm.
-Some people are born double-jointed. And some have double-jointedness thrust upon them.
-That ankle is clearly on loan from Linda Blair.
-He should have realized something was wrong when he spent the entire series walking in circles.
-You plant your right foot in, you plant your right foot out…

Ah, it’s a KSK Kollaborative Kaption Kontest! He’s not wearing his ankle leathers. I say he deserved it.

Washington Times photo via DC Sports Bog

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