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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Cincinnati Bengals

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Cincinnati Bengals

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

Last year: 10-6, second in AFC North, lost in Wild Card roundAcquisitions: James Harrison, Tyler Eifert, Giovani Bernard, Margus Hunt, Mike Nugent, Josh JohnsonDepartures: Nate Clements, Manny Lawson, Bruce Gradkowski, Brian Leonard, Josh BrownVegas win total over/under: 8 1/2 winsVerdict: OVERFive things James Harrison hates more than the "Hard Knocks" cameras:- Roger Goodell- Heads Up Football- Brains without concussions- Quarterbacks with breath- Anyplace that people are happy and not fleeing in terrorFan forecast by Who Dey Revolution:One more step.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Tennessee Titans

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Tennessee Titans

By Christmas Ape | 28 comments

Last year: 6-10, third place in AFC SouthAcquisitions: Shonn Greene, Bernard Pollard, Chance Warmack, Ryan Fitzpatrick, George Wilson, Andy LevitreDepartures: Jared Cook, Steve Hutchinson, Matt Hasselbeck, Will WitherspoonVegas win total over/under: 6 1/2 winsVerdict: UNDERFive players Bernard Pollard can injure in lieu of another Patriot this season:- Ben Roethlisberger- Golden Tate- Philip Rivers- Wes Welker (again)- Colin KaepernickFan forecast by Classicalite’s Elle Kaye Jung:Here but a few scant days before they travel up to Pittsburgh to down a Primanti’s sammy, ride up the Monongahela Duquesne incline, feign appreciation for Warhol’s later “films” and, oh yeah, to officially kick-off the true NFL season proper, as far as this fan oscillates, I count not greater than 1-II-c (3) variables concerning the regards to this year’s Tennessee Titans.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: New England Patriots

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: New England Patriots

By Christmas Ape | 63 comments

Last year: 12-4, AFC East champs, lost in AFC ChampionshipAcquisitions: Danny Amendola, Aaron Dobson, Tommy Kelly, LeGarrette BlountDepartures: Aaron Hernandez, Wes Welker, Brandon Lloyd, Danny Woodhead, Patrick ChungDearly departed: Odin LloydPlayer brought on just to annoy us for the preseason: Tim TebowVegas win total over/under: 11 winsVerdict: PUSHFive previously unknown players who are popular fantasy sleepers just because they are now part of the Pats offense:- Kenbrell Thompkins- Zach Sudfeld- Aaron Dobson- Josh Boyce- Matthew MulliganFan forecast by Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald:SHIT PATS FANS SAY: 2013Amendola's gonna be bettah.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Indianapolis Colts

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Indianapolis Colts

By Christmas Ape | 88 comments

Last year: 11-5, lost in Wild Card roundAcquisitions: Ahmad Bradshaw, Gosder Cherilus, Matt Hasselbeck, LaRon Landry, Bjorn Werner, Greg TolerDepartures: Dwight Freeney, Donnie Avery, Austin Collie, Jerraud Powers, A.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Miami Dolphins

By Burnsy | 21 comments

Last Year: 7-9Acquisitions: Mike Wallace, Brent Grimes, Will Davis, Brandon Gibson, Dustin KellerDepartures: Jake Long, Reggie Bush, Richard Marshall, Anthony Fasano and, of course, Dustin KellerVegas win total over/under: 7.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: New Orleans Saints

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: New Orleans Saints

By Christmas Ape | 53 comments

Last year: 7-9, third place in NFC SouthAcquisitions: Keenan Lewis, Kenny Vaccaro, Kenny Stills, Chris Carr, Jim LeonardDepartures: Sedrick Ellis, Chase Daniel, Devery Henderson, Chris Ivory, Will Smith (injury)Vegas win total over/under: 9 winsVerdict: OVERFive ingredients in Rob Ryan's Jammin' Jambalaya:- Spicy 12-piece mixed from Popeye's- Box of Bugles to use as noodles- Two ground up Baconators- Couple crawdads or whatever the f*ck- Zatarain's Jambalaya mixFan forecast by Bunkie Perkins:Bienvenue Monsieur Payton.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

Last year: 10-6, lost in Wild Card roundAcquisitions: Greg Jennings, Desmond Bishop, Sharrif Floyd, Xavier Rhodes, Cordarrelle Patterson, Matt CasselDepartures: Percy Harvin, Antoine Winfield, Geoff Schwartz, Chris KluweVegas win total over/under: 7 1/2 winsVerdict: UNDERFive benefits of "juicing on the blood of Jesus":- Current NFL testing only detects doping on the blood of Yahweh or Allah.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: San Francisco 49ers

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: San Francisco 49ers

By Christmas Ape | 96 comments

Last year: 11-4-1, NFC West champs, lost in Super BowlAcquisitions: Anquan Boldin, Nnamdi Asomugha, Jonathan Baldwin, Adam Snyder, Craig Dahl, Eric Reid, Phil DawsonDepartures: Alex Smith, Dashon Goldson, Randy Moss, A.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Detroit Lions

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Detroit Lions

By Christmas Ape | 19 comments

Last year: 4-12, last place in NFC NorthAcquisitions: Reggie Bush, Ezekiel Ansah, Glover Quin, Darius Slay, Israel Idonije, David AkersDepartures: Cliff Avril, Kyle Vanden Bosch, Jason Hanson, Titus Young, Gosder CherilusVegas win total over/under: 8 winsVerdict: PUSHFive bonding activities for Lions players and racial slur buddies, Louis Delmas and Tony Scheffler:- Each telling members of their race that the other is "one of the good ones".

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