ATLANTA FALCONS The Falcons are scrambling to avoid a blackout of this weekend’s home opener.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
A quintet of randomly assembled trivia:
-QB Brodie Croyle lost all six games that he started last season.
The best division in football, right up until Donovan McNabb gets hurt, Eli Manning returns to mediocrity, Jon Jansen gets Jason Campbell killed, and the Dallas Cowboys are smote by a just God.
You must be at least this fat to root for one of these teams.
Lots of suspense here.
Where black coaches go to whale on each other.