Posts Tagged: klassic king

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Klassic King Is A Moment In Peter King History. Process This.

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

When last we left quasi-organic nugget farmer, Peter King, we revisited the Klassic King column that ran the Monday after the Tuck Rule Game.

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Forget The Tuck Rule Game, Klassic King Just Lost A Dog

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

When last we left one-blob horse race, Peter King, he mourned the passing of the 2005 Patriots, the most spectacular 10-6 team in the all-time annals of letdownology.

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Klassic King Is A One-Man Horse Race To The Bottom

By Christmas Ape | 15 comments

When last we left retching word blender Peter King, he had just embarked on a month of slothful respite from the slothful travails of a person who contributes nothing.

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Klassic King And The Decade Old Favre Fluffing

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

When we last left vacationing nugget dumpster Peter King, he was pointing out that all is indeed fair in love and waivers, even water sports.

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Fun With Klassic King! Fifteen Minutes In Heaven With Brett Favre

By Big Daddy Drew | 32 comments

When we last left Red Sox pegboy Peter King, he was returning from South Africa, where he couldn’t find a single barista that could adequately make a triple espresso double Snickers caramel Doritolatte with banana Romo foam to suit his needs.

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Some Klassic Peter King Favre-Slobbing

By Big Daddy Drew | 51 comments

Last week, in our intensive studies of mysterious Alaskan sea blob Peter King (scientists describe the blob as hairy.

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Fun With Klassic Peter King: The Foul Ball Story

By Big Daddy Drew | 53 comments

When we last left buxom donut magnet Peter King, he was preparing to take a monthlong vacation from his strenuous life of walking places, calling people, and eating things.

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