This week’s Kill Kill Kill video happens to tie in quite well with all of the hullabaloo (ha, spelled it right my first try!) going on in the blogosphere after last night’s episode of Costas Now. Watch as the young jungle cat utilizes all of it’s speed, strength, and cunning to fell the cumbersome, prehistoric, beast.

I think it’s safe to say that there’s something wrong with Buzz Bissinger’s medulla oblongata.

Now remember all of you print media types, we aren’t journalists and we aren’t trying to take your jobs. Although if we are provoked, there’s a decent chance we’ll eat you.

In honor of our colleague Christmas Ape, who was released from his day job yesterday for outing himself here on this blog, we present a special Kill Kill Kill video that fully illustrates the Washington Post termination process.

As you can see, the Ivy League trained leopard isn’t content to just kill the poor primate. It must also drag him around in the dirt, in front of fellow Ivies, insulting his dignity in the process. I’m assuming the leopards then went on to play squash after this. Guardians of democracy, my left nut!

Usually the Kill, Kill, Kill features are in video form. However, this picture was too freaking crazy not to post.

Every so often in Florida, a bleary meth-head, in the midst of a fleeting moment of clarity, will realize that his decision to make a pet of a Burmese python was a poor one– and the snake is unceremoniously set loose into the Everglades. When the python crosses paths with some of the indigenous wildlife what ensues can best be described as illegal immigration: reptile style.

The Burmese python tried to swallow its fearsome rival whole but then exploded. The python’s remains were found with the victim’s tail protruding from its burst midsection.

The photo shows the gruesome aftermath. The alligator, in a testament old-fashioned American determination, refused to give up merely because he had been eaten alive– spending his final moments making sure he took the Asian invader with him. The park ranger says that he is aware of four similar encounters– all either won by the gator or like this one, a mortal draw. USA! USA! USA!

This is hardly the first time that a dismembered snake has been used to represent North American nationalism. Benjamin Franklin’s well known political cartoon at the left advocated colonial solidarity. The sentiment draw upon the old myth that a chopped up snake, if left in a bag overnight, would magically reassemble. Kind of like the myth I currently subscribe to about chopped up hookers.

They can smell menstruation, you know.

You know, I found this one video where a group of tigers chase down an ostrich, and I quite enjoyed it.

But I felt it needed something more. Sure, I got the vicious ostrich gang tackle, but they cut out just as the feasting began! I need to see a tiger drag the ostrich away by its snapped little neck.

Oh yeah, that’ll do. Just like the song goes, “Don’t whizz on the electric fence!”

Two little mice, fell in a bucket of cream. The. First Mouse, quickly gave up, and drowned. The second mouse. Wouldn’t quit. He… struggled, so hard. That eventually, he churned. That cream into butter. And crawled out.

Gentlemen. As of this moment, I am dropping. That. Second mouse? Into. A tank of piranha.

Oh no! That petite coed is trying to leave the frat party, but Jerramy Stevens and his friends are there!

Okay, we’ve had enough of mourning death for one day. Back to celebrating it with this clip of a tiger trying to bag itself a cow. Stop nipping at its legs, tiger, that’s poor tackling form. If it were a horse, Roy Williams would have some useful advice for you.

Anyway, this must be what trying to rape Raven Simone is like.

Here’s a crocodile chewin’ down on some swine. I recently read a book by Bill Buford called “Heat”, where the author goes to Italy to learn how to be a butcher. It sounded rather grueling. If you’ve ever tried to bone a chicken at home, you know it ain’t all rosy trying to get through bones and sinew with your blade. Your hand can cramp up wicked easy. That’s why I admire the croc’s approach, which is to forgo boning the pig and instead simply butchers the animal internally. No muss, no fuss, no fat stuck to your cutting board. You don’t even have to Fantastik the counter afterwards! Drew likey.

Welcome back to a new season of the kill kill kill tag. As you know, it’s very hard to go seven months without NFL-sanctioned violence, which is why we at KSK attempt to fill the void during the offseason with explicit videos of animals killing other animals.

I have to say, ever since I got an HDTV, I have a newfound respect for these animals. They are so majestic, and so beautiful, and so totally dead. Seeing them out in the wild gives me such a sense of peace and tranquility. It makes me want to eat trail mix and write in a journal. I could watch them viciously tear into each other’s carcasses all day long.

In this clip, a hyena is eating a dead giraffe from the inside out. That giraffe provides vital nutrition to the hyena, and its luscious fur will no doubt make an excellent chaise lounge for the hyena’s den. It is well known that hyenas have a penchant for laughing. They’ll laugh at anything, which is why they are frequently invited to be part of the studio audience for “Mind of Mencia” as well as Comedy Central specials such as “Blue Collar Comedy Tour: What’s With Them Chinks?”