Here’s one of our favorite players of all time, Kenny Irons, presumably reenacting a scene from his favorite Wreckx-N-Effect video. No midget sucking his dick this time. Perhaps American Airlines lost the little fella.

These pictures come via thedirty.com, and I have to tell you that disappoints me. That is a fucking horrible, horrible website, yet people send them great pictures all the time. People, for shit’s sake, send those pictures to KSK, so they can receive the mocking they deserve.

A few weeks ago I was working check-in at LAX airport for the rookie conference held in LA. JaMarcus Russell never said a word, Dwayne Jarrett dissed Keyshawn, and Bengals running back Kenny Irons brought more luggage than I’ve ever seen in my life. I asked him what was in the luggage, an innocent question, which prompted Kenny to hoist the luggage and proudly proclaim,

Long live the Bengals!

Yes, but did he pack his bags, or did someone pack them for him? You never know how a dwarf prostitute will get into your Samsonite. I know a similar problem plagues Pedro Martinez on road trips.

On a side note, the contest entries from you readers have been absolutely stellar of late (except for you, LadyAndrea). So much so that we will be creating a second nonkeeper league for the runners up. I need two leagues anyhow. So thank you for doing a complete 180 and giving us some fun tips during the summer doldrums. It’s user-generated content! Like Al Gore’s Current network, only with midgets sucking your dick!