Kissing Suzy Kolber » Kelly Pavlik day will be held at an old mill http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:28:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ en hourly 1 Brady Quinn Is A Goddess http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/brady-quinn-is-a-goddess.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/brady-quinn-is-a-goddess.html#comments Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:01:48 +0000 Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15887
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Over the weekend Ohioans from all over the state descended on Cedar Point to enjoy the rides and take part in the celebration of Brady Quinn Day. For one special young lady the day provided an opportunity to stand by gasping for air while the love of her life walked past her. Fortunately the Sandusky Register was there to capture her reaction to such a thrilling close encounter.

You watch him on television every day? Seriously? On what channel? Has Quinn spent his off-season hosting The Goddess Hour on Lifetime? And really, what kind of 17 year-old obsesses over a middling professional athlete just because she happens to find him attractive?

/remembers infatuation with Anna Kournikova
//shuts up


Sandusky Register via Deadspin

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