Best episode of “Scrubs” ever.

Today’s lackluster slate of games continues…

Chicago at Minnesota – NFL.com recommends that fantasy owners start Purple Jesus against the Bears today. Thanks to the Shield for that otherwise unobtainable nugget of wisdom. They also recommend against sticking your dick in a piranha tank.

Kansas City at San Diego – Can the Chefs make it three in a row? No, they cannot.

Jacksonville at San Francisco – The Jaguars have won four of their last five games. The Niners are losers of five of their last six. Meanwhile, Peter King retweets the musings of someone named “blumpkinfarts”:

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Arizona at Tennessee – Kurt Warner is still feeling the effects of last week’s concussion and will not start today. If backup Matt Leinart gets the win (doubtful), he’s partying at The Valley Ball tomorrow night.

[ via Uncoached & Cajun Boy ]