Kissing Suzy Kolber » Joe Flacco is your new bicycle http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 You Know Who Wants Baltimore to Win? Jesus. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/you-know-who-wants-baltimore-to-win-jesus.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/you-know-who-wants-baltimore-to-win-jesus.html#comments Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:00:08 +0000 Captain Caveman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10298

Kissing Suzy Kolber EXCLUSIVE: Our sources say that all three members of the Holy Trinity (God the Father, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit) are rooting for the Baltimore Ravens this Sunday.  Several well-placed sources confirm that if the Steelers win, it’s a sign that Satan has finally won the ultimate battle of Good and Evil, and that we will soon be minions in Hell regardless of our faith. Which is basically the same thing as life on Earth if the Steelers win a sixth Super Bowl, anyway. 

Hey, don’t kill the messenger.  We only report the facts as we get them.

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/you-know-who-wants-baltimore-to-win-jesus.html/feed 87 The NFL Needs a Hero http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/the-nfl-needs-a-hero.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/the-nfl-needs-a-hero.html#comments Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:48:20 +0000 Captain Caveman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=10260

Please please please beat the Steelers, RoboFlaccoCop on a unicorn.

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