Posts Tagged ‘Jim Zorn’

Mike Holmgren Has That Itch (And This Time It’s Not Chafed Thighs)

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

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Int. Owner’s Lounge at FedEx Field

[Mike Holmgren enters with his wife and daughter]

Jim Zorn: Attention everyone, if you’d please take a moment to welcome our guests of honor, Kathy and Calla Holmgren!

[polite applause]

Jim Zorn: And hello to you, Coach. I’m so happy you could all make it here for this send-off.

Mike Holmgren: Hey it’s my pleasure, Jim. We can’t thank you enough for arranging this get-together.

Zorn: Oh it wasn’t me, you have Mr. Snyder to thank for that. I’m not sure why, but he sure seemed eager to get you here tonight.

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Dan Snyder Is Smitten

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl. Now, Jason Campbell — there’s a haircut you could set your watch to.

Int. Il Mulino’s Washinton DC location

Hostess: Hello, welcome to Il Mulino New York. How can I help you this evening?

Mark Sanchez: I’m supposed to be meeting some people from the Washington Redskins for dinner. Do you know if they’ve arrived yet?

Hostess: Yes Mr. Sanchez, I was told to expect you. Mr. Snyder and his guests arrived a few minutes ago, they’re waiting out on the patio.

Sanchez: Thank you.

[Sanchez approaches a table occupied by Dan Snyder, Vinny "Sarge" Cerrato, and Jim Zorn]

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Zorn and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Monday, October 6th, 2008



“Now it’s become apparent that this isn’t a fad that going to go away next year or the year after. It’s here to stay because it’s a very serious and important way of looking at things that looks incompatible with reason and order and responsibility but actually is not… It was an intrusion on his reality. It just blew a hole right through his whole groovy way of looking at things and he would not face up to it because it seemed to threaten his whole lifestyle.”

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The Official Jim Zorn Pre-Game Interview

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Greetings from the Meadowlands, I’m here live with Washington’s coach Jim Zorn just minutes before his team is scheduled to begin the season against one of last season’s NFC Wildcard teams. He’s granted us a few moments for some questions before taking the field.
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