Posts Tagged: James Harrison

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Florio Seeks The Become Ultimate Goodell Fluffer – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 39 comments

Roger Goodell had a tough week, what with people calling for his ouster after the league suffered tremendous humiliation twice in the span of two days because of a scab referee scandal in which Goodell was at or near the center of.

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Today In Linebackers Being Dicks

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

Clay Matthews and James Harrison are among the best pass rushing outside linebackers in the league.

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James Harrison Suspended… In Time!

By Christmas Ape | 19 comments

"No, James, for the last time, it's not a helmet to the throat that helps the medicine go down.

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“Jesus Was A Fagg*t B*tch And I’d Say That To His Face”

By Christmas Ape | 62 comments

Some of y'all flipped out about the comments I made to some magazine that tells cocksuckers how to get glamor muscles.

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The ‘They Did It Right’ Bowl: Towelheads Vs. The Terrible Cheese

By Christmas Ape | 637 comments

Finally, after a two week run-up that featured such prepossessing storylines as Hines Ward going to a strip club, Ben Roethlisberger singing "Piano Man" at a bar and a bunch of injured Packers players being upset for being excluded, then included with criticism, into a team photo, we finally have a football game to a decide a champion.

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Faces Of Death

By Christmas Ape | 58 comments

Terry Cobblington IV: Okay, all right.

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James Harrison Is Out of Breath, Fat

By Unsilent Majority | 23 comments

Saturday Night Live might be 85% crap, especially portions of the show that include Kenan Thompson, but once in a while they manage to surprise everyone by not sucking for nearly two consecutive minutes.

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