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	<title>Kissing Suzy Kolber &#187; it&#8217;s new to me</title>
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		<title>Your Regularly Scheduled Head Start On Your Search For Weekend Jack-0ff Material</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
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I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s appropriate to just throw out random links of porn sites, espeically since your typical Friday fare includes more family-friendly fetishables. But this week is different, partly because &#8220;fetishables&#8221; isn&#8217;t really a word. Unless you read TBL, and then you might as well throw the entire fucking dictionary into the fireplace. Do [...]]]></description>
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<p>I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s appropriate to just throw out random <a href="http://www.freexcafe.com/">links</a> <a href="http://redtube.com/">of</a> <a href="http://www.booble.com/">porn</a> <a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/">sites</a>, espeically since your typical Friday fare includes more family-friendly fetishables. But this week is different, partly because &#8220;fetishables&#8221; isn&#8217;t really a word. Unless you read TBL, and then you might as well throw the entire fucking dictionary into the fireplace. Do you even have a fireplace? We have two, but we don&#8217;t use either one. I always thought it would be neat to stick a TV in there that was actually showing an image of a burning fire, but getting that together would have been a waste of time. Kinda like this entire paragraph.</p>
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<p>This week&#8217;s cheerleader pic comes from <a href="http://www.hottestgirlsofcheerleading.com/2007/11/13/2008-texans-cheerleaders-halloween-bash/">Hottest Girls Of Cheerleading</a>. It&#8217;s a Texans Halloween party. Or something. I think an orgy was about to break out before there was this big bomb scare. And then Tiffany lost her keys and had to get a ride home from Melissa who drove into a ditch and now she can&#8217;t see the color orange anymore. In other words, it was a typical Texas night.</p>
<p>And if you&#8217;re looking to stay indoors this weekend, I have a movie recommendation for you&#8230;</p>
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<p>Later on.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Just Not Summer Unless Brady Quinn Is Being Gay</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Daddy Drew</dc:creator>
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INVIZABUL PEENIZ!
UPDATE: More Quinn fabulousness over at Shutdown Corner.
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INVIZABUL PEENIZ!</p>
<p><i>UPDATE:</i> More Quinn fabulousness over at <a href=http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Photo-essay-The-NFL-at-the-ESPYs?urn=nfl,94456>Shutdown Corner.</a></i></p>
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