After getting a litte bit of inspiration from this Ben Roethlisberger post on With Leather, I set out to distort some of the other familiar faces in the NFL. I really don’t know how else to set this up, other than to say that the last one probably looks a little too lifelike. Enjoy.

HarperCollins asked me to come up with a video to help promote my football-themed compendium of lazy dick jokery, so I came up with an idea that would best entertain me. Then someone suggested one that might actually be fun to watch and the results are above. If the potential use of a book as a humiliating projectile translates to sales, I’m in for mega tycoon wash for weeks and weeks.

UPDATE: Now with correct spelling!

Thanks to Candice and Paul for helping me put this together and TheStarterWife for help with the concept. And apologies to KSK readers Jonathan and Adrian, who showed up on the first day of shooting and got books chucked at their faces, yet did not appear in the final version of the video due to general ineptitude on my part. So free books for them. And if it’s any consolation, I got a bookkake in the face as well.

Just a few more days to get in on the Photoshop/funny video/tip contest for the book. Entries go here.

In a Memorial Day weekend story as shocking as “Pools Across Nation Open For Business”, Jeremy Shockey was found unconscious on the floor of the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas this afternoon and rushed to the hospital. A Saints spokesman said Shockey is fine and that he was only dehydrated. Yeah right, buddy. If the trailer is any indication, he obviously caught the brunt of a Mike Tyson hook.

UPDATE: TMZ (via Busted Coverage) has a few photos of him staggering around the party looking wrecked. Because I really needed photo evidence to believe this story.