Kissing Suzy Kolber » i’m not paying you to talk http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 OW-UH FACKIN’ HAHHHHTS AHHH BROKEN! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/ow-uh-fackin-hahhhhts-ahhh-broken.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/ow-uh-fackin-hahhhhts-ahhh-broken.html#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:09:56 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18117

NOOOO!!! NAWT YOU, SENATAH KENNEDY! WHY AHHHH WE THE ONLY ONES SADDLED WITH SUCH SUDDEN LAWSSES?!!!

THIS IS A STOMACH PUNCH DEATH!

You people from othah faggot states don’t get it. He may have been a drunk who let a garl die, but he was OW-UH drunk who let a garl fackin’ DIE! You can’t appreciate the history this man had with his votah base! We lifted him up! If it had nawt been far the LEGENDARY BAWSTON VOTAHS, that highway bill nevah would have passed! FACKIN’ CHAHHHHLES SCHUMAH WOULD HAVE FACKED IT UP!

/drinks six pack of Cider Jack

AH, CIDAHHHHH!

/drowns girl

FACK YOU!

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mumble mumble mumble wipe that smile off your face mumble mumble I’m going to make you do things that you’ll immediately regret for the rest of your life mumble mumble mumble

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