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‘Baby Owns Her Trauma, NOW GIVE HER THE WHIP!’ The KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

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In last week’s mailbag, one emailer faced the temptation of his brother’s wife’s advances, and promised to send KSK the nude picture that said siren used to tempt him.  Since then, many commenters and emailers have wondered why we haven’t posted this picture, because, uh… we always post naked pictures of anonymous women?  Oh wait, we never do that.  Sorry, that picture is a perk for the KSK staff only.

And just between us, it is FANTASTIC. Suckas!

In this week’s bag,  we dole out advice to a masochistic Seahawks fan — is there any other kind? — envy an Arizona grad with a sexy dilemma, and revisit our advice to virgins and people exploring the world of herpes-sex.  All that and more after the jump.  Take off your pants and join me, won’t you?

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