Cheaters vs. Cheater. WHO YA GOT!?
Friday, September 14th, 2007
Cheating Cheats________“The Gigantosaur”
Real Name
The New England Patriots_________Shawne Merriman
Misdeed
Reconnaissance________________’Roiding
Fetish
Voyeurism______________Rape, devouring worlds, rape. He likes rape.
Pledges to stop
Getting caught________”Lights Out” dance, eating planetessimals between planets
“Wacky Races” inspiration
Dick Dastardly________________Rock Slag
Favorite Batman villain
Whichever one dresses most slovenly, probably Killer Croc______Bane
Homestar Runner inspiration
The Cheat_______________Strong Mad
“I Saw the Sign,” Ace of Base __________”Interesting Drug,” Morrissey
Favorite pro wrestling quote
“Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.” — Jesse Ventura
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“Sure, what harm can steroids do?” — Chris Benoit
Questioning interpretation of “rules”____________Appealing suspension
Let’s hear who you got in the game of the week in the comments. Drew doesn’t know yet that Greg Oden is out for the season, so feel free to toss that little nugget of info in there.
