It’s probably premature to be discussing Madden NFL 12 amid all of the lawsuits and injunctions that we just know aren’t going to be in that year’s game, but there’s one new “feature” coming out that, in its own special way, kinda p:sses me off. In the new game, players will be able to get concussions during games, and will not be able to return, as players with other injuries could. Read the rest of this entry »

[Liberty City]

Niko: Heeelo, thees ees Niko.

Marvin Harrison: Niko! Dis’ MarHar! Get your ass down to Brotherly City! I got an assignment for ya. Meet me at mah club!

Niko: But my cousin, he want play darts!

MarHar: You listen a’ me, ya Eurotrashole. You not be having a cousin if ya don’t get down ‘ere.

Niko: I vill come.

Niko: I thought things be better in thees county. I am doing same things as before.

[Playmakers]

MarHar: Ah, Niko, my bruddah. I’m having a problem wit one a’ my regulars. Been making trouble wit one a’ my girls. I need you to take care of him. Take dis.

Niko: You don’t think ees little obvious?

MarHar: Nonsense, bruddah! Who gonna tink quiet workmanlike receiver do anyting wrong?

[Shoots target]

Niko: Now to call MarHar.

[Phone rings, surprising Niko, who drops gun]

Niko: Sheeet!

Roman: What wrong cousin? Good time for darts?