The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Next up, actor Michael Cera!

Hey, you know what might make, like, a really fun and kind of neat idea to have on this blog-site-thing?

Should I start? Go now? Okay, now. O-o-okay.

I could, uh, like, PICK the winner of the upcoming “Big Game.” Or if I may, Super… Bowl. I can say Super Bowl, right? Will you get sued by the NFL? Will I? I generally like avoiding litigious situations, if at all in the, uh, realm of possibility. If not, just edit that part that. Can you edit this?

Ellen Page is gonna win an Oscar. It’ll be like the Little Miss Sunshine girl last year. Cute and… and and HUGGABLE and lovable, but winning. A big huggable winnable star shining so bright.

Whuh. Okay, pick. Yes. Pick. Football. Okay.

What if I were to tell you, Giants 26, Patriots 22?

Call me crazy, but I really see something in that Eli. An ineffable undeniable something. Like, if he were a delicate leaf that’s floating, like, floating in the air, and it gets caught under your windshield wiper but the leaf is stuck there and it moves in tandem with the wiper. Then you open your window a crack and try to fish it out with your arm, but you can’t reach it and your car starts to swerve into oncoming traffic. So, yeah, Giants by four. Points, I mean.

I think Kevin Boss will win MVP, because I still have a Kevin Bass baseball card in the spokes of my 10-speed. From when he was on the Giants, no less!

Lord, I’m so cripplingly awkward.