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	<title>Kissing Suzy Kolber &#187; I hope Steelers fans harass him like they did to Pete Morelli back in &#8217;05</title>
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		<title>Hey Jimmy The Snake, Can I Have My Daughter Back Now?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I lived up to my end of the deal, Snake. You said I keep the Steelers from covering and you&#8217;d bring Angela back safe and sound. Well, I did it. [...]]]></description>
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<p>I lived up to my end of the deal, Snake. You said I keep the Steelers from covering and you&#8217;d bring Angela back safe and sound. Well, I did it. I compromised everything I believe in for my girl and you got your <a href="http://deadspin.com/5090503/bad-call-costs-steelers-fans-32-million#c8956363">$64 million</a> swing. That&#8217;s how much I love my daughter. Now where is she?</p>
<p>Look where? Outside? Hey, that&#8217;s her favorite bag! What game are you playing?</p>
<p>Fine, I&#8217;ll open it. A note! &#8220;Make&#8230; sure&#8230; the&#8230;Titans&#8230;finish&#8230;sixteen&#8230;and&#8230;oh&#8230; and&#8230;lose&#8230;in&#8230;their&#8230;first&#8230;playoff&#8230;game.&#8221; What is this? We had a deal. I did my part. Where&#8217;s my Angela, you scum. I&#8217;m tired of being your stooge. You gave Hochuli his favorite weight-lifting gloves back. All I want is a fair deal. Don&#8217;t hang up on me. Don&#8217;t &#8212; I&#8230;FUCK!</p>
<p>THAT WASN&#8217;T PART OF THE BARGAIN!</p>
<p>THAT WASN&#8217;T PPPPPPPPAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT</p>
<p>SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEE</p>
<p>DDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUU</p>
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