Jim: Holy shit, Phil! That other team out there, the… (looks at paper) Jaguars, actually did something good! Wasn’t expecting that! I thought they’d give up 99 yards on 120 consecutive plays! Is this team from Jacksonville? There are many Negroes in Jacksonville, aren’t there? Are there any golf courses in Jacksonville to shield me from that undesirable element of society?

Phil: I dunno, Jeem. They came out and I thought, “WOW! They’re FAST!” Then I thought, “WOW! They’re STRONG!” Then I thought, “WOW! I kind of look like Jon Voight these days!”

Jim: Well, let’s get to the second half. I’m excited to see if this bused-in group of peasants can keep up!

I’d like to thank the Giants for pissing away their playoff chances for my entertainment this evening. Already, they’ve lost a linebacker and an offensive lineman. And a really, really dumb challenge.

Still, there’s something to be said for running into this brick wall of a game head first and trying to knock it down. Yeah, the task appears futile, but those in the vicinity appreciate the spectacle.