Week 10 brought us a few minutes of excitement and dozens of glorious images. I’ve collected a few of my favorites for the latest edition of every basement dweller’s favorite meme.

UPDATE…

Apparently Senor Flubby has previously posted this one with a fairly similar punchline; I hope he doesn’t sue me. Here’s a bonus cartoon to make it up to you, the reader.

You might have heard about this new game, All-Pro Football 2K8 (that’s gamer language for “Too Kate” — which I assume is a a tender dedication from the game’s programmer to e-lover). It’s the one that couldn’t get licensing from the NFL so they simply created their own fictional franchises and stocked the rosters with former NFL legends. While the game’s cover features such respectable citizens as John Elway, Jerry Rice, and Barry Sanders (very careful to put the white guy in the middle) the real star is on the inside…

(watch it all, the highlight comes at the very end).

Now let’s recap…

You’ve got OJ Simpson in a video game. Fair enough.

You make OJ the star player on a team called The Assassins. Pretty Questionable.

Your mascot for the Assassins is a giant, hooded, knife-wielding maniac who celebrates touchdowns with a stabbing motion? Bellissimo!

I find this intriguing and I believe it’s my duty to expand on the idea. Here are my suggestions for All-Pro Football 2K9 (e-bestiality is not cool!)…

We welcome your Player/Team/Mascot (and/or logo) suggestions in the comments.

How can I resist?

Who wants action tonight? Satisfaction all night?

Instead of making love, they both made their separate gays.

Looks like Brady enjoys riding something else besides the wind.

Bret, don’t give up an inch if you won’t take him for the mile.

Lose big, mama’s fallen angel.

You gotta cry gay.

You see I pulled into a drive-in and I found a place to park
Brady hopped into the backseat where it’s always nice and dark
I’m just about to move thinkin’ “Bret, this is a breeze”
Then there’s a light in my eye and a guy says “Out of the car, long hair!”
And then Brady said, “But I cut my hair just for you, Mr. Theismann!!!!”

Huge HT to Mondesi’s House for the pic. Those gents run a fine establishment, and I urge you to visit.

On a serious note, I am now really, geniunely rooting for Brady Quinn to be a successful pro. The big galoot has made this offseason 75% more tolerable. I’d hate to see him be the first athlete to ever have his confidence completely destroyed by the Internet. That would make me feel bad. It’s no crime to be a little goofy. On the contrary, it’s quite endearing. Prove the haters wrong, Brady. You can do it, you big gay man!

Unless you’re reading this post in the archives, you can see that we’ve ditched the Splinter Cell facade for the day and put on a little bling. It’s conservative, sure, and a nod to a tradition and a history that we’re doing our best to destroy, but we think it’ll do the job of sprucing up our veritable Dick Joke Stadium for tomorrow’s fuckworthy festivities.

As for your Sexy Sextet, we’re ready to go. Drew and Flubby got babysitters. Ape locked Jean Grey in the bathroom. Even Ufford is limiting his interaction with women to text messaging and sensual glances. Tomorrow, we are bringing the fucking construda, bitches.

And we’re bringing it all day, so be ready.

Welcome back to the latest installment of macroimpressionism. If you’re already confused feel free to scroll down to yesterday’s installment (and if you’re still confused just go here).

That’s it for me, I’m off to Vegas this afternoon so I ask all of you for your prayers (well just the gentiles, I bet Jesus hates roulette and skanks). You should probably expect a drunken check-in at some point.

If you should come across a boogeyman, or boogeymen, remain calm while barricading yourself behind the couch with a 12 gauge. Enjoy Robert Goulet and remember to tip your waitresses.

We may be a bit late to the party but we here at KSK really enjoy our lolcats. Since our pal Orson took on the meme over at EDSBS we figured it was about damn time that we dove in head first…George Michael style. Here it is, our own lolnfl.

Plenty more to come tomorrow.

I Can Has Cheezburger

Jets coach Eric Mangini cameoed on the penultimate episode of “The Sopranos” last night, even earning the moniker “Mangenius” from Tony, which qualifies as clever wordplay in New Jersey.

What you may not know is that this was NOT Mangini’s first TV or film role. In fact, the man boasts an acting resume that would make JT Walsh stand up in his grave. The man has an almost Serkisian ability to inhibit the skin of the characters he plays. The man is blessed with natural acting ability. But he also extensively studies tape of his subjects and other actors from the past. He gets their tendencies down pat, then adjusts his bra size accordingly. Here now, for the first time ever, and with research provided by all six KSK staff members, is Mangini’s impressive imdb resume.

1. “The Sopranos” (2007) …. Himself
2. Transformers (2007) …. Unicron
3. Queens Boulevard (2005) …. Queens Boulevard
4. King Kong (2005) …. Empire State Building
5. Hellboy (2004) …. Hellboy
6. Bad Santa (2003) …. Fat Kid
7. “American Idol” (2003) …. Ruben “The Velvet Teddy Bear” Studdard
8. Fight Club (1999) …. Body Double For Meat Loaf Aday
9. Dirty Work (1998) …. Guy Who Got His Nose Bit Off By Saigon Whore
10. Rushmore (1998) …. Scottish Bully
11. Se7en (1995) …. Sloth Victim
12. Sudden Death (1995) …. Pittsburgh Civic Center (or “The Igloo”)
13. Clueless (1995) …. Black Friend Who Looked Like Stacey Dash But Was Not Stacey Dash
14. A Walk In The Clouds (1995) …. Cloud
15. The Fugitive (1993) …. Romanian Drug Dealer Who Eats Donut
16. “No Rain” (music video) (1992) …. Bee Girl
17. Miller’s Crossing (1990) …. Fat Lady Who Beats The Shit Out Of Gabriel Byrne With Her Purse
18. The Blob (1988) …. The Blob
19. The Naked Gun! (1988) …. Al
20. Stand By Me (1986) …. Lardass
21. Return Of The Jedi (1983) …. Blue Styrofoam Organ Player
22. Monty Python’s Meaning Of Life (1983) …. Wafer Thin Mint Eater
23. The Blob (1958) …. The Blob
24. Around The World In 80 Days (1956) …. Hot Air Balloon
25. 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954) …. Giant Squid
26. The Third Man (1949) …. Orson Welles Playing The Role Of Harry Lime
27. Gone With The Wind (1939) …. Mammy #12

As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Mark Cuban has come up with the historically successful idea of a pro football league to compete with the NFL. Although we here at KSK are die-hard NFL fans and junior brownshirts in Der Kommissar Goodell’s Third Reich, we also have other interests — namely, frottage, zoological snuff films, and questionable business ideas.

Earlier today, the six of us brainstormed names for some North American franchises we think would attract fans in tomorrow’s UFL. Mr. Cuban, feel free to use any of these, totally free of charge. All we really want is a link on BlogMaverick!

Miami Rafters… Orlando Drifters… San Francisco Treats… Utah Whites… Birmingham Church Fire… Portland Dinghys… Quad City DJs… Tacoma Aroma… Fort Lauderdale Foam Party… Memphis Homeless… Lincoln Logjammin’

New York Overheard Comments… Baltimore Barksdales… Omaha Loblaws… South Memphis Leprechauns… Grand Rapids Rapids… St. Louis White Flight… Brooklyn Negroes… Daytona Beaches… Tijuana Donkeys… Detroit Lions

Alabama FatKid HawgDroppers… Ogdenville Monorail… Mexico City Pollution… Milwaukee White Punks on Dope… San Jose Joses… Kansas City Flyovers… Cleveland Steamers… Louisiana Hurricanes… Michigan Breakdowns

Hawaii Lepers… Virginia Gameness… Mattoon Bangs… Dallas Dallassians… Houston Houstonians… San Antonio Antonians… Toronto Informers… Vancouver Salmon… Winnipeg Pegboys… Los Angeles Fucksticks… Camden Dystopia

Fort Worth Folly… Shreveport Flood… Alaska Xanax… New Jersey Asbestos Dumpers… Scranton Schrutes… Des Moines Huffers… Las Vegas Vig… Fort Wayne Flight Risks… Key West Rough Riders… Fire Island Ferries… Columbus Claretts

Boise Ennui… Durham Spandex… Lubbock Homophobes… Albany Men’s Free Clinic… Hoboken Handjobs… Malibu Treehorns… Orlando Stokkes… Boston Relapse… Baton Rouge Uninsurables… Atlantic City Stinkpalm

There you go. Only three Katrina jokes: I think we showed considerable restraint. Your submissions in the comments, please.