Kissing Suzy Kolber » i could do this all day http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Guess What? The Giants Win Super Bowls By Three Points Also http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/guess-what-giants-win-super-bowls-by.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/guess-what-giants-win-super-bowls-by.html#comments Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:46:00 +0000 Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/guess-what-the-giants-win-super-bowls-by-three-points-also.html
If you’re a Giants fan today, you’re obviously feeling a joyous amalgam of elation and disbelief. You might also be annoyed that the nut graf of every recap that you’ve read has said that the Patriots lost first and foremost. While it’s fun to twist the knife on the Patriots fans, who are deserving of every iota of grief they incur from this loss forever and always, it’s not reflective of the dominating performance put on by the Giants, especially their front four, which bullied and squashed what was exhaustively told to us was the greatest offense of all time.

Manning was the MVP, but Strahan, Tuck, Osi and Robbins were the Measts.

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/02/guess-what-giants-win-super-bowls-by.html/feed 25 Week 16 In Pictures Captions http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/week-16-in-pictures-captions.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/week-16-in-pictures-captions.html#comments Thu, 27 Dec 2007 14:30:00 +0000 Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/week-16-in-pictures-captions.html

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]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/week-13-in-pictures-now-with-words.html/feed 21 And Now, A Ninth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-ninth-priceless-pep-talk-from.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-ninth-priceless-pep-talk-from.html#comments Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:47:00 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-a-ninth-priceless-pep-talk-from-peyton-manning.html
Looking to spice things up in the bedroom? Try bagpiping. She’ll never look at you the same way again.

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-ninth-priceless-pep-talk-from.html/feed 16 And Now, An Eighth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-eigth-priceless-pep-talk-from.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-eigth-priceless-pep-talk-from.html#comments Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:37:00 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-an-eighth-priceless-pep-talk-from-peyton-manning.html
Thinking about planning a vacation? Here’s my advice: go to Cambodia. There are NO laws in that place. I went there last summer. I machine gunned a dead cow. I purposely gave a hooker the clap, then wrote her a letter bragging about it. I snorted enough opium to kill Steve Coogan. And I killed an old farmer and buried him deep in the rice paddies. Then, I pissed on his grave.

Cambodia rocks.

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-eigth-priceless-pep-talk-from.html/feed 5 And Now, A Seventh Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-sixth-priceless-pep-talk-from_03.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-sixth-priceless-pep-talk-from_03.html#comments Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:34:00 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-a-seventh-priceless-pep-talk-from-peyton-manning.html
Trying to figure out how to finagle that poker night out with your buddies?

Jesus, you’re a pussy.

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Thinking about sexually assaulting someone? I’d do it to the babysitter. Teenage girls are much easier to scare.

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-sixth-priceless-pep-talk-from.html/feed 6 And Now, A Fourth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-fourth-priceless-pep-talk-from.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-fourth-priceless-pep-talk-from.html#comments Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:04:00 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-a-fourth-priceless-pep-talk-from-peyton-manning.html
Thinking about getting into shape? I know a foolproof way to get into shape. It’s called going to prison.

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-fourth-priceless-pep-talk-from.html/feed 4 And Now, A Third Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-third-priceless-pep-talk-from.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-third-priceless-pep-talk-from.html#comments Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:01:00 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-a-third-priceless-pep-talk-from-peyton-manning.html
Feeling inadequate because you drive a minivan? Well, you are. You’re a pussywhipped dipshit, and the rest of your life will be unbearably mundane. I bet you’ll have to slam a door on your cock just to liven things up.

You’re a fucking douche.

]]> http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-third-priceless-pep-talk-from.html/feed 1 And Now, A Second Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-second-priceless-pep-talk-from.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-second-priceless-pep-talk-from.html#comments Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:59:00 +0000 Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/12/and-now-a-second-priceless-pep-talk-from-peyton-manning.html
Can’t figure out what to get for Christmas? I always a get hooker. No one returns a hooker. Unless they’re queer.

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