Kissing Suzy Kolber » I bet SHE would get at least a first round pick from the chiefs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Jerri Blank Goes Out for the Pom Squad http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/jerri-blank-goes-out-for-the-pom-squad.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/jerri-blank-goes-out-for-the-pom-squad.html#comments Sat, 28 Feb 2009 22:31:48 +0000 Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=12237

The Patriots added an 18-year-old to their cheerleadering squad last year, so 41-year-old Shelley Lawlor of Medway thought she could represent the other polar of the age spectrum. Either that or Belichick is assembling his own dance team of married bitches. We’d write her a fake cheerleading biography, but it’d take up three posts. And don’t make any knocks about that 225 number representing her weight or your head will meet the business end of that FUPA.

Damn Pats. Where was Craig Robinson to tell her old ass to head home?

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