Everyone got so swept up in Patriots chokery, it’s like they forgot all about Steelers schadenfreude. Yesterday the Bengals essentially locked up the AFC North by completing a sweep of the Steelers thanks to getting one of those unglamorous tough slog victories that the Steelers are notorious for boring people with. Punte would have a celebratory rant but he’s more quiet about his homerism, which is why he’s a stand-up good egg kind of fellow, and not a raving jackass like myself. Suffice it to say, today I am a sad Steeler fag. And sideways-camera-holding fat guy who wears Oakleys on overcast days clearly did tell us Steeler fags that he would do something crazy this week if Cincy won, like burn a towel or submit a job application. I’d probably be upset if I didn’t do this myself three months ago.

Maybe we’ll be treated to a Saints-Bengals Super Bowl, so Who Deys and Who Dats can get together and finally get some long-awaited answers.

BOLD SUPER BOWL PREDICTION

Dats 30
Deys 23

Sorry, Deys.

/braces for annoying fellow Steelers fans who will claim that this guy just cursed Cincinnati or cursed himself or cursed roads and also cursed fire and placed a low calorie curse on Miller Lite for daring to desecrate a Terrible Towel.

Where would an impressionable Bengals fan pick up such attention-seeking behavior? Oh right.

An eighth grade Bengals fan was assigned to in-school suspension because of his expression of team spirit. Dustin Reader was sent home by school authorities who determined his haircut—featuring a team logo– was “extreme and distracting.”

I suppose that if the question is WHO DEY? WHO DEY? WHO DEY GON’ SUSPEND THIS BOY AND HIS SLIGHLY CROOKED HAIRCUT? Then his principal is DEY. He dey. He is definitely dey.