Kissing Suzy Kolber » I always wanted to use BREAKING in a headline http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 BREAKING: Dan Reeves quits Cowboys after whopping one-day tenure http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/dan-reeves-quits-cowboys-after-whopping-one-day-tenure.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/dan-reeves-quits-cowboys-after-whopping-one-day-tenure.html#comments Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:04:19 +0000 flubby http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11533 This morning, ESPN’s Matt Mosley reported that Dan Reeves had begun working for the Dallas Cowboys in an as yet unspecified consulting role. This evening we learned that Reeves has already quit. This means one of two things. Either, A: Reeves works very fast and was able to resolve the Cowboys myriad issues in a single day; or B: Jerry Jones is an insufferable pain in the ass and Reeves prefers unemployment to putting with his shit. Hmmmm, let me think about that for a nanosecond…


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