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		<title>The Football Fan&#8217;s Manifesto Viral Video of Literary Violence and Bookkake</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[HarperCollins asked me to come up with a video to help promote my football-themed compendium of lazy dick jokery, so I came up with an idea that would best entertain [...]]]></description>
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<p>HarperCollins asked me to come up with a video to help promote <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Football-Fans-Manifesto-Michael-Tunison/dp/0061735140/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1244733363&#038;sr=1-1">my football-themed compendium of lazy dick jokery</a>, so I came up with an idea that would best entertain me. Then someone suggested one that might actually be fun to watch and the results are above. If the potential use of a book as a humiliating projectile translates to sales, I&#8217;m in for mega tycoon wash for weeks and weeks.</p>
<p><em>UPDATE: Now with correct spelling!</em></p>
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<p>Thanks to Candice and <a href="http://www.paulbarriosphotography.com/">Paul</a> for helping me put this together and <a href="http://blackandgoldtchotchkes.wordpress.com/">TheStarterWife</a> for help with the concept. And apologies to KSK readers Jonathan and Adrian, who showed up on the first day of shooting and got books chucked at their faces, yet did not appear in the final version of the video due to general ineptitude on my part. So free books for them. And if it&#8217;s any consolation, I got a bookkake in the face as well.</p>
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<p>Just a few more days to get in on the Photoshop/funny video/tip contest for the book. Entries go <a href="mailto:kissingsuzykolber@gmail.com">here</a>.</p>
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