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Nice Try, Pal. But There’s No Such Thing as Redemption in this Neighborhood.

Captain Caveman — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:42:17 +0000

Rob the Crying Giants Fan first rose to prominence here at KSK, so it’s nice to see his story reach a televised audience, even if Daniel Tosh’s Web Redemption missed the little things that made the original video so delightful, like Rob joining the comments section and egging on our legion of satanic jackals to be crueler to him.

But still, this is great. “Tosh.0″ is like a better-edited version of the internet without retarded commenters. Cheers to Tosh and Comedy Central for putting the spotlight on Rob, who (to his credit) would rather see the Giants win the Super Bowl than see Osama bin Laden captured. I can respect that kind of insane fanaticism. From a distance. With a taser.

(Oh, and Daniel? Lose the cardigan, homo.)

“I wanted another Super Bowl trophy, and we’re not going to get it this year even though we deserved it!!!”

flubby — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:14:26 +0000

I give a fuck! This team is my life!

Rob is a Giants fan. Rob is distraught because the Giants couldn’t close the deal at home in the playoffs. This is truly one of the sorriest displays I have ever seen. Even his friends make no attempt to hide their contempt for this blubbering fat fuck. I’m normally a pretty laid back guy, but I hate this guy. I am pissed that I have to pause from the business of pissing off Steelers fans to address this sorry situation.

Unless I see a shit-ton of Giants fans completely disavowing this loser in the comments, I will have no choice but to assume he is representative of you all.

[ thanks to reader Nick S. for the tip ]