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		<title>Jessica Alba Endorses KSK!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes on November 8th, we&#8217;ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to vote KSK for Best Sports Blog. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_3ZJuj_RcIcI/Ry4AbnzJq_I/AAAAAAAAAik/YU8FGHtlYc8/s1600-h/AlbaEndorsement.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_3ZJuj_RcIcI/Ry4AbnzJq_I/AAAAAAAAAik/YU8FGHtlYc8/s320/AlbaEndorsement.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5129037500161567730" /></a><br /><i>Every day until voting for the 2007 Weblog Awards closes on November 8th, we&#8217;ll have a new celebrity endorsing us and encouraging you to <a href="http://2007.weblogawards.org/polls/best-sports-blog-1.php">vote KSK for Best Sports Blog.</a>  And, should these celebrities be female, and possess a surplus of cleavage and a deficit of clothing, well, we can&#8217;t help who chooses to love us.  Today&#8217;s celebrity endorser is actress and Dane Cook foil Jessica Alba.  Jessica, what do YOU think of KSK?</i></p>
<p>“Omigod, I love KSK!  I love funny things!  Lots of people think I&#8217;m just a pretty face with an impossible body and flawless complexion, but I&#8217;ve got a real sense of humor!  I love doing comedy and looking silly!  Like, I heard this one joke yesterday.  Oh my God, it was SO funny!  It made me laugh SO HARD!  Ha ha ha!  I don&#8217;t remember what it was.&#8221;</p>
<p><i>Thanks, Jessica!  Stay tuned for more endorsements from vapid, smoking-hot actresses all week!  And be sure to <a href="http://2007.weblogawards.org/polls/best-sports-blog-1.php">vote every day, even if you&#8217;re in the process of assigning yourself a new gender!</a></i></p>
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