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Hey Bawlmer, Did You Die in a Fire Yet? No? WELL THEN DIE IN A BIGGER, HOTTER ELECTRICAL FIRE!

By Christmas Ape | 76 comments

Earlier this season, I enumerated just a small litany of ways in which Baltimore would barely qualify as a third-rate bombed-out township in the Gaza Strip.

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An Epic Day for Schadenfreude

By Christmas Ape | 57 comments

The Cowboys are in the process of being, to quote Emmitt Smiff, "blowed out.

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How You No Rike This Smirre?

By Christmas Ape | 77 comments

When asked by a reporter why he thinks the Ravens hate everyone's favolite smalt smirretime leceivel, Hines Ward was at a loss.

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Die in a Fire, Bawlmer

By Christmas Ape | 96 comments

Your regularly scheduled WHO YA GOT.

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Steelers and Cowboys Meet For a Rare Non-Super Bowl Football Game

By Christmas Ape | 139 comments

With no Marion Barber, Romo will have to keep his throwing pinkie warm, as the expected wind chill at kickoff in Pittsburgh is going to be in the neighborhood of 7 degrees.

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mr. black

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

By Christmas Ape | 87 comments

The first time I ever met a Patriots fan was 10 days after my 20th birthday.

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