Mark Sanchez: Who we got this week, Thomas? The Bengals?

Thomas Jones: Yup. Sunday Night.

Sanchez: Damn. They’re gonna be tough. You think they’ll cut us a break, the way the Colts did?

Jones: I dunno, man.

Sanchez: I hope they don’t. I mean, I’d love to make the playoffs. But I hate the idea that we made it when our last two opponents didn’t give it everything they had.

Jones: Yup.

Sanchez: You think Coach Ryan is gonna be all fired up this week?

Jones: The hell you think, man? I had a buddy in Baltimore tell me that, when the playoffs come around, that dude loses his goddamn mind.

Sanchez: Damn. I wonder what that’ll be like.

(door flies open)

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