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KSK Birthday Message: Drew Rosenhaus!

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:00:00 +0000

In just one short year we’ve become quite popular within the world of sports. On this, the anniversary of our birth, we are honored to share with you the love we’ve received from our most famous friends.

Thanks Drew!

KSK Birthday Message: Norby Williamson!

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:10:00 +0000

Thanks Norby!

KSK Birthday Message: Roger Goodell!

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:55:00 +0000

Thanks Rog!

KSK Birthday Message: Fred Smoot!

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:35:00 +0000

Thanks Fred!

KSK Birthday Message: Schrutebag!

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 00:35:00 +0000

Thanks Cowturd!

KSK Birthday Message: Brady Quinn

Unsilent Majority — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 23:20:00 +0000

Thanks Brady!

We’re not done yet

KSK Birthday Message: Pacman Jones!

Unsilent Majority — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:38:00 +0000

Thanks Adam!

Stay tuned, we’ve got more to come throughout the evening

KSK Birthday Message: Larry Fitzgerald!

Unsilent Majority — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:50:00 +0000

Thanks Fitty!

Stay tuned, we’ll be bringing you more goodness well into the evening

Special Birthday Greeting From Name Of The Year

Big Daddy Drew — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:30:00 +0000

NOTE: This is a special name breakdown from the great stw at Name Of the Year. Enjoy!

Happy birthday, boys! Your names suck! None of you has it “going both ways,” as we like to say at NOTY. Though we’re sure all of you go just one way: the way favored, by our count, by two NFL of the 20,482 players in NFL history (through 2005; unlike you, we do actual research), three if you count Jeff Garcia. Those are some tough hombres, eh? Did you know we recently elected a former New York Giant to the Hall of Name? Our man Moses Regular didn’t have much game, but he has killer name. You pantywaists have nothing. Though we do love it when you post for us.

First Round
Unsilent Majority v. Christmas Ape: Great. A fucking Nixon reference. Just what we want to see at the bottom of another post about the Wizards. Oh, wait. Wrong blog. And Christmas Ape. From “The Simpsons”? No way! Because we enjoy that television program as well!
Winner: Unsilent Majority

Captain Caveman v. Big Daddy Drew: Another cartoon! Your command of popular culture never ceases to amaze! We’d like to think Drew was tapping into the nicknames of some of America’s greatest sportsmen. Or perhaps paying homage to Africa’s greatest dictator. But we’re guessing Drew just really likes that dumbass Adam Sandler movie and/orâ€”wait for itâ€”“The Simpsons.”
Winner: Big Daddy Drew

Flubby v. Monday Morning Punter: Which of the Urban Dictionary definitions is it? Our money is on wishful thinking for No. 3. “Monday morning whatever” entered the realm of lame when you guys were jerking off to Saturday-morning cartoons (and we don’t mean last week). It also reminds us of Easterbrook. Which of course we’re guessing it’s supposed to. So clever! But the surname saves it. Kickers rock.
Winner: Monday Morning Punter

Second Round
Unsilent Majority over Big Daddy Drew: Because we’re actually kind of amazed that any of you has a point of reference before 1991.

Monday Morning Punter over Bye: It’s our fucking bracket.

Finals
Unsilent Majority v. Monday Morning Punter: We’ll let the commenters decide.

KSK Birthday Wishes From Michael Vick!

Big Daddy Drew — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:00:00 +0000

Oh, God.

Oh, man.

Where am I?

Is this a party? Where’s the beer? No wait, hold up. I just need some water. I’m really dehydrated. Is there water here? Is that a cake?

That’s a nice cake. Man, I wanna stick my dick right in that cake. That would be a good cakeyfuck.

Pot is fucking great.

Is there any yogurt in here? Yogurt is fucking nice. Why is my arm bleeding? Fucking Mr. Home Depot don’t fix nothing right. Mustachioed asshole.

I think I need to just lay down and shit.