Posts Tagged: gronk

greatriots

Gronk Has An Offer To Be In Porn

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

Companies keep trying to pay football players to have sex.

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baltimore ravens

Peyton Manning Interception Foreshadowing — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 13 comments

In the past few days, a couple eagle eyed readers mentioned that they recall a SoundFX clip from the Broncos' Week 10 win over the Panthers in which Peyton Manning, having just gotten away with an across-the-body touchdown pass not dissimilar from the season-ended interception he threw last Saturday in overtime against the Ravens, said to Brandon Stokley after the play, "That's old no.

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Arian Foster

Texans-Patriots Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 775 comments

Action started with a Danieal Manning 94-yard opening kick return to set Houston set in the New England red zone.

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greatriots

Gronk Spikes A Gatorade Bottle; Now Gronk Cannot Be Friends With Peyton Manning

By Christmas Ape | 20 comments

Based on the highly scientific method of observing the dearth of people commuting at the subway stop up the street from me this morning, it appears that a lot of folks have already taken off for the holidays/apocalypse.

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DEFINITIVE GALLERIES

Not So Fast, Gronk: A Definitive Gallery Of The NFL’s Biggest Meathead Brian Bosworth

By Burnsy | 42 comments

The NFL has been a little boring these past few weeks since party boy Rob Gronkowski broke his forearm, and seriously hurt my fantasy football team’s chances sending the league’s most lovable meathead to the sideline.

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Arian Foster

Texans-Patriots Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 1,021 comments

The Texans and their fancy new letterman jackets travel to Gillette Stadium to do playoff ramifying battle with the New England Patriots.

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sarah sprague

Gronk In Space, Episode 2: GRONK ENGINE, ENGAGE!

By Sarah Sprague | 29 comments

When we last left Gronk, Zoltan Mesko, astronaut Sunita Williams and Cosmonaut Andrei, their voyage aboard the Soyuz to the International Space Station had been thrown off course by an attempted zero gravity Gronk-spike.

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Bill Belichick

Meast and Least For Week 11

By Christmas Ape | 108 comments

After Rob Gronkowski broke his forearm on Sunday, everyone had a good laugh at the Patriots in general and Bill Belichick in particular for being his usual dickish grumblelord self by running up the score late in a certain victory and having it backfire on him.

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