Your Men With Balls contest winner is the ever-reliable Grimey, who used his fabulous secret powers to present us with this gallery of NFL stars as He-Man villains. Congrats, Grimey! You get to read something! Yay!

I’d like to thank all our readers for sending in their submissions, especially folks like Slash and Juice who put a great deal of effort into their submissions. And now, by the power of Grayskull…

Folks, I’m proud to announce that longtime KSK commenter Grimey has started his own blog, loljocks. And, from the looks of things, he’s well on his way to years and years of blogging “success.” The site is funny. And, unlike lolcats, it doesn’t have any fucking cats.

Here were two postcards Grimey sent us for our birthday and our keeper league contest. I still don’t know why we picked a girl. Excelsior to you, Grimey.