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Protect The Shield — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

Here's an animated short goofing on Roger Goodell and his ongoing quest to protect the shield from the no-account ne'er-do-wells of the football world.

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FACK YOU, WELKAHHHH

FACK YOU, WELKAHHHH

By Christmas Ape | 139 comments

The Patriots lowballed their gritty little scrapper and now he has left for the slightly less off-puttingly white pastures of Denver, where he'll become the new Brandon Stokley for Peyton Manning for the next two years, provided Pey-Pey's neck doesn't break and Welker stops dropping critical passes in the post-season.

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Zoltan Mesko In A Speedo Holding Chihuahuas Because Off-Season

Zoltan Mesko In A Speedo Holding Chihuahuas Because Off-Season

By Christmas Ape | 19 comments

Why did Zoltan Mesko feel inclined to tweet a photo of himself in a Speedo holding chihuahuas while ankle-deep in a swimming pool.

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Gronk Is Sorry About The Fiesta

Gronk Is Sorry About The Fiesta

By Christmas Ape | 18 comments

Rob Gronkowski is having another off-season where he is enjoying himself in his free time and that's a controversy because sports media is the worst.

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Gronk Has An Offer To Be In Porn

Gronk Has An Offer To Be In Porn

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

Companies keep trying to pay football players to have sex.

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