Posts Tagged ‘greatest day ever’

A Children’s Treasury of Jay Cutler Sulkface Pictures

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Our long-awaited Marmalard-Cutlerfucker showdown was lacking in histronics or even a competitive game, but nbc was sure to show Jay in all his dour glory. You know, Tony Romo, for all his shower-collapsing antics, gets all the credit for being a December and January choke artist, but Cutlerfucker is every bit his equal in that regard, as Denver is 5-9 the last three Decembers.

After the jump is a little illustarted story to accompany the 30,000 shots of Cutlerfucker moping, with some bonus boobage for your trouble.
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NAWT FAY-UH!!!!!

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

WE DID NAWT DESERVE THIS! FIND THE DAHKIE THAT STOLE OW-UH PLAYAWFF SPAWT! FACK YOU AWL!!!

YOU’RE FIRED! YOU’RE ALL F–KING FIRED!

Sunday, December 28th, 2008