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The Best Moments From Week 4 Sunday

By Christmas Ape | 62 comments

Yesterday, I fell victim to that worst consequence of prolonged human interaction: being forced to miss most of an NFL Sunday because someone you know scheduled a wedding on a Sunday during football season.

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DO NOT SERVE FOR REASON OF GINGER HAMMERING

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

Jonathan Vilma's campaign of outward aggression toward Roger Goodell has been as persistent as it has been tremendous.

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Lawrence Vickers: Latest Victim Of Ants In The Pants

By Christmas Ape | 28 comments

DamienGet More: SOUTHPARKmore... I would like to submit the lede of this story in a contest for the worst opening for a novel ever.

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Alex Smith is f--king terrible

Tebow Bashing, Sports Illustrated Has It – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 12 comments

RT @jasonlynch: You're aware your own site tweeted about those INTs and asked "Trouble in paradise.

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Undrafted Linebacker Chooses Evil Over Injury

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

One of Peter King's Tryout Guys, Andrew Sweat, an undrafted linebacker from Ohio State, said that rather than report to camp with the Browns and risk possibly dealing with a lifetime of lingering concussion issues, Sweat instead is going to law school.

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The Dolphins Are Dumb

By Danger Guerrero | 43 comments

Based on the vomit-soaked poop kabobs the Dolphins have rolled out at quarterback over the last few years, it comes as no surprise that they have been in the market for a new signal caller.

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Bring Me The Sideways Head of Frank Gore

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

'Bout to be another day of pearl-clutching over bounties up in.

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