Kissing Suzy Kolber » grand theft auto rip-offery http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The First Grand Theft Auto IV Hidden Mission http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/the-first-grand-theft-auto-iv-hidden-mission.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/the-first-grand-theft-auto-iv-hidden-mission.html#comments Mon, 05 May 2008 18:00:13 +0000 Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1840 [Liberty City]

Niko: Heeelo, thees ees Niko.



Marvin Harrison: Niko! Dis’ MarHar! Get your ass down to Brotherly City! I got an assignment for ya. Meet me at mah club!

Niko: But my cousin, he want play darts!

MarHar: You listen a’ me, ya Eurotrashole. You not be having a cousin if ya don’t get down ‘ere.

Niko: I vill come.

Niko: I thought things be better in thees county. I am doing same things as before.

[Playmakers]

MarHar: Ah, Niko, my bruddah. I’m having a problem wit one a’ my regulars. Been making trouble wit one a’ my girls. I need you to take care of him. Take dis.

Niko: You don’t think ees little obvious?

MarHar: Nonsense, bruddah! Who gonna tink quiet workmanlike receiver do anyting wrong?



[Shoots target]

Niko: Now to call MarHar.

[Phone rings, surprising Niko, who drops gun]

Niko: Sheeet!

Roman: What wrong cousin? Good time for darts?

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