Christmas Ape — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:18:57 +0000

LIFE OF LAWRENCE TAYLOR TO BE MADE INTO KINETOSCOPIC FEATURE? According to the New York Post, it’s a solid maybe. “The movie moguls are interested in turning LT’s life story into a film, the way they turned Biggie Smalls’ story into ‘Notorious’ earlier this year.” You mean a formulaic biopic with poor distribution that squanders interesting source material and managed to bore all? Hot damn. Then again, if they get Craig Robinson to sign on, and attach Patrick Duffy to play Joe Theismann, and maybe swing Gary Busey as Bill Parcells, I might be convinced to come around. Until then, Big Fan is the only football-related movie on my radar.

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