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		<title>Destoyer Of Defenses Faces Destroyer Of Quarterbacks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 01:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During the NBC pregame show, Dan Patrick asked Tony Dungy whether Michael Vick would be as good a quarterback without serving time in prison. Dungy said he would not. The [...]]]></description>
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<p>During the NBC pregame show, Dan Patrick asked Tony Dungy whether Michael Vick would be as good a quarterback without serving time in prison. Dungy said he would not. The NFL being a copycat league, we can be assured of a panoply of quarterbacks doing whatever they can to land themselves in the calaboose. Roethlisberger has to be pissed that he just can&#8217;t himself in the clink despite seemingly trying as hard as possible to get there.</p>
<p>Vick, meanwhile, has yet to throw an interception this season. In fact, he hasn&#8217;t thrown one since December 2006, which is a fact no way offset by the several years he spent incarcerated. Nevertheless, if there was any doubt that he is putting the NFL on a rape stand, it was eliminated last week against the Redskins. Ever since getting off to a horrid start, the Giants had been killing pretty much every quarterback they faced until that opposition fielded Jon Kitna against them. Still, I&#8217;m willing to chalk that up to the inherent weirdness of division contests.</p>
<p>Hopelessly this game should live up to its promise and be a worthwhile contest. If nothing else, at least we&#8217;ll be entertained with the way the broadcasters make fun of Andy Reid for the third straight week.</p>
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		<title>KSK Meast And Least For Week 10</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 18:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your Meast for Week 10 is Michael Vick, obviously. Jerricho Cotchery made a Measty play where he suffered a slight groin tear and still made catch for a first down [...]]]></description>
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<p>Your Meast for Week 10 is <strong>Michael Vick</strong>, obviously. <a href="http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/11/15/cotcherys-memorable-catch/">Jerricho Cotchery made a Measty play</a> where he suffered a slight groin tear and still made catch for a first down in overtime in Cleveland. And that&#8217;s nice; he&#8217;s to be commended, for sure. But, really, it couldn&#8217;t be anyone else but Ookie. </p>
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<p><strong>Captain Hindsight: </strong>There are two dozen teams that should have signed Michael Vick during the summer of 2009. The 49ers could have turned around their franchise!</p>
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<p>I can&#8217;t tell you how appreciative I was of <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2010/11/16/1817323/michael-vick-eagles-redskins-monday-night-football">LaRon Landry getting torched for 88-yards on the opening play.</a> Diptwat D.C. media goes out of its way to portray Landry on par with other elite safeties in the league. He makes a big play every so often, sure, but those only come after he gets beat horribly in coverage a couple times. Oh and he made it that much satisfying by <a href="http://dc.sbnation.com/washington-redskins/2010/11/16/1817273/laron-landry-spit-dirty-player-eagles-vs-redskins">talking a ton of shit to DeSean</a> before the game started.</p>
<p>Your Least for Week 10 is <strong>New Meadowlands Stadium</strong>, which underwent two blackouts during the third quarter of Sunday&#8217;s game between the Giants and Cowboys.</p>
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<p>That&#8217;s something you like to see out of a $1.6 billion stadium in its first year of operation. While there were reports of brawls in the blacked out sections of the stadium, the <a href="http://gothamist.com/2010/11/15/video_giants_fans_take_meadowlands.php">CEO of the New Meadowlands later said</a> incidents involving security were about on par with a usual Cowboys-Giants game. Which makes sense, actually. Has scrutiny ever been known to stop Jersey meatheads from causing trouble?</p>
<p>We also considered Chansi Stuckey for fumbling away what was shaping up to be a Browns upset of the Jets in overtime, as well as the Texans&#8217; Glover Quin for generally posting a horrible effort against Jacksonville which was capped by tipping the Jags&#8217; Hail Mary forward into the waiting hands of Mike Thomas. Also, we gave Favre his usual Least consideration, but a Favre Least never quite feels right unless it involves a pick-six on a potential tying or winning drive.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LIFE OF LAWRENCE TAYLOR TO BE MADE INTO KINETOSCOPIC FEATURE? According to the New York Post, it&#8217;s a solid maybe. &#8220;The movie moguls are interested in turning LT&#8217;s life story [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/patton-oswalt-bigfan.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/patton-oswalt-bigfan-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="patton-oswalt-bigfan" width="150" height="150" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-14157" /></a><strong>LIFE OF LAWRENCE TAYLOR TO BE MADE INTO KINETOSCOPIC FEATURE?</strong> According to the New York Post, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/04282009/gossip/pagesix/lawrence_taylor__the_movie__166568.htm">it&#8217;s a solid maybe</a>. &#8220;The movie moguls are interested in turning LT&#8217;s life story into a film, the way they turned Biggie Smalls&#8217; story into &#8216;Notorious&#8217; earlier this year.&#8221; You mean a formulaic biopic with poor distribution that squanders interesting source material and managed to bore all? Hot damn. Then again, if they get Craig Robinson to sign on, and attach Patrick Duffy to play Joe Theismann, and maybe swing Gary Busey as Bill Parcells, I might be convinced to come around. Until then, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/big-fan-gets-distribution">Big Fan</a> is the only football-related movie on my radar.</p>
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